Good old McDonalds in all their infinite generosity have an offer whereby as a student you can claim a free cheese burger with any meal you buy.
I don’t like McDonalds cheese burgers.
Having gone through University a little peeved that I could not enjoy a free chicken burger or maybe a few nuggets this time I took the free cheese burger thinking to myself that if I didn’t want it someone else might.
On leaving the food court I spotted a guy taking a break from keeping Market Street clean. I walked over to him put the cheese burger in his hand with an ilovemygen card, I thanked him for keeping my city clean and went on my way.